Booze Wars - Episode II - Attack of the Rex

2009-07-12T12:23:00.001-03:00

Booze Wars - Episode I - The Phantom Scnapps

2009-07-12T12:21:00.000-03:00

Toolbar Addict

2009-07-08T21:08:00.004-03:00

Wow, this guy really likes toolbars. :D

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Where Were You When You Found Out The Pirate Bay Sold Out?

2009-06-30T11:59:00.003-03:00

I was working on an article on Wikipedia for that Yemeni plane crash when I went to check the articles suggested for the front page in the news section and saw it there.

My first thought "Is it April 1?!?!?"

Americans: Caught on Tape!

2009-06-29T10:19:00.002-03:00

Talking to Americans

Talking to Americans 2

CNNNN Talks to Americans

Aussies Talking to Americans

Author of Book Just How Stupid Are We? on CNN

When Did 9/11 Happen?

Random CNNNN (Including a repeat of a previous one)

Opinions on Iraq

Bullet Control

2009-06-24T17:08:00.004-03:00

Chris rock thinks all bullets should cost $5,000.00 and I agree. :D

Other Funny irc Quotes

2009-06-23T11:55:00.002-03:00

[Oni] FUCK!
[Oni] I'm just about out of black ink
[Krypton] printer?
[Oni] No, the type I disperse to run from predators.

whahahah fravec! I fucked your mother!!
<@Fravec> Dad, buzz off, I'm talking to friends here...
Comment: never teach your dad how to use IRC

I have passed the transitional stage of internet geekhood
I was cashiering at work today, and was punching in the code for plums, which is 4040.
and the 0 key doesn't work this well, so I punched it in wrong.
and the machine flashed up "Item Not Found: 404"
and I actually laughed out loud

Shhhh, don't tell anyone, but i'm gonna go down on you...
And you're gonna love it...
But it's only going to be long enough to let you start enjoying it...
Then i'm gonna come back up again and fuck you, big time...
Lots of love,
Fuel Prices

docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
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get up
get on up
get up
get on up
and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances :D\-<
* nmp3bot dances :D|-<
* nmp3bot dances :D/-<
<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

YOU ALL SUCK DICK
er.
hi.
A common typo.
the keys are like right next to each other.

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davey made that avatar for me, i am eternally in his bed

debt

DEBT!

LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.
is it modded?

walkin home last night from the bars, reasonably wasted, stumbling everywhere, etc.
cop pulls up alongside me and charlie
says "You boys been drinking tonight?" in a pissed off, you're getting a ticket voice
charlie stares directly in his eyes, waves his hand in front of him and says "these are not the drunks you are looking for, move along"
cop laughs his ass off and drives away

In other news:
An African-American Congresswoman reportedly complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding. She would prefer some names that reflect African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal.
What about Slaynisha?
She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in language that people on the street can understand because one of the problems in New Orleans is that regular folks didn't understand the seriousness of the situation due to the racially biased language of the weather report.
I can hear it now... A weatherman on the gulf coast saying...
Wazzup, mutha-fuckas! Her-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo' ass like Leroy on a crotch rocket!
Bitch be a category fo' !
So grab yo' chirren, yo' Hos, be leavin' yo' crib, and head fo' da nearess guv'mint office fo' yo
FREE shit!

Outlook suggests "Mozilla Firefox" be spelled "Melissa Firebox."
Melissa Firebox is a GREAT porn star name.
especially a red head
definitely

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
Who me?!
Yes you!
Couldn't be!
Then WHO?!!
Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)

holy shit

420,000 people without power in miami
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420,001*

How to piss off your girlfriend in online chat.

2009-06-23T11:47:00.000-03:00

Jenna says: I
Jenna says: l
Jenna says: o
Jenna says: v
Jenna says: e
Jenna says: y
David says: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Jenna says: what the **** is your problem?
Jenna says: why do you always do that?

Explaining the Name

2009-06-22T17:34:00.000-03:00

Bender: Whoa, what an awful dream. Ones and zeros everywhere. And I thought I saw a two.

Fry: It was just a dream, Bender. There's no such thing as two.

http://futurama.wikia.com/wiki/A_Head_In_The_Polls

There's No Such Thing as Two